Q: Why make a website dedicated
to dive bars?
A: Because, as far as we know no one else has thought of anything
like this. Plus we are tired of all these "fancy" and "nice" places
getting reviewed. Dives need love too.
Q: What do you consider to be a dive bar?
A: SEE our qualifications on the home page. How did you miss
that?!?
Q: Of all the bars you've been too, which one has the worst
bathroom?
A: That's a tough one, but we are going to have to go with The
Bronco Inn. Any bar with a trough also qualifies. Oh and any rest room
that smells like the interior of a Northwest Seed & Pet (The Old 619...
RIP)
Q. Are you worried that you'll piss off some of these bars with your
reviews?
A: Absolutely not. Some of these bars deserve to be criticized,
while others are perfectly pleasant places and in reality we are just
trying to spread the word..and maybe get a free beer or two out of it.
Q: I'm by myself late at night, should I go dive bar hopping?
A: Not if you want to see tomorrow.
Q: Which dives in Spokane are your favorite?
A: The Moezy Inn, The Brown Derby, and The Lamp Post...those are
the ones we frequent the most anyway.
Q: Have you ever feared for your life at one of these dives?
A: Yes, a few times. Most recently at Chan's Dragon Inn (The Red
Lantern Room). When the bartender warned a patron that she did NOT want
to call the PO-LEEEESE again.
Q: I don't think one of the bars you plan on reviewing is a dive,
do you care about my opinion?
A: A. You're dumb. B. No, we definitely don't care.
Q: I just left a total shit-hole. If I tell you the name and
location, will you review it?
A: Yes! We definitely want your recommendations, and if the
bar/shit-hole meets our standards we will definitely review it.
Q: How far are you willing to travel to check out a dive?
A: We've been as far as Plummer, Idaho so far. I'd say we are
definitely willing to go just as far in any direction. Maybe 90-100
miles?
Q: What should I drink at a Dive?
A: We definitely suggest Rainier. But if you have to settle go
for Pabst or anything that comes in a camouflage can.
Do you have a question that you would like us to post? Send it to
SpokaneDiveBars@Gmail.com